December 1971 is still remembered as the bleakest month in Zappa history. On 4 December a crazed fan fired a flare gun during the band's performance at the Montreux Casino in Geneva, Switzerland, causing the venue's heating system to explode, and starting a fire that left several fans injured, the band's equipment destroyed, and the venue itself burned to the ground. The fire inspired Deep Purple's classic 'Smoke On The Water'. Six days later, on 10 December, Zappa and his band were playing a concert at the Rainbow Theatre in London, when disgruntled fan Trevor Charles Howell pushed Zappa off the stage, inflicting multiple injuries and ultimately leaving him in a wheelchair. The "Rainbow Theatre Incident" took place during the band's encore, as Zappa (in a nod to his British surroundings) launched into a cover of the Beatles' 'I Want to Hold Your Hand'. That slightly sarcastic performance seemed to spark the rage of Howell, a 24-year-old manual worker, who raced to the stage, pushing Zappa into the venue's concrete orchestra pit, much to the horror of the band and audience. "The band thought I was dead," Zappa later recalled in his 1989 autobiography 'The Real Frank Zappa Book'. "My head was over on my shoulder, and my neck was bent like it was broken. I had a gash in my chin, a hole in the back of my head, a broken rib, and a fractured leg. One arm was paralyzed." As Howell attempted to flee, he was caught by enraged audience members, who passed him off to Zappa's roadies, who may or may not have roughed him up a little, and meanwhile, rumours of Zappa's allegedly fatal accident spread like wildfire throughout the crowd. The vicious attack forced the band to cancel the remaining dates of their tour, leaving Zappa wheelchair-bound for nearly a year. While recovering from his injuries in the summer of 1972, Zappa wrote a musical science-fiction script for a two-act Broadway stage production. He designed the costumes, wrote stage instructions, and composed the musical score for 'Hunchentoot!', which would have required a 42-member cast.
The main character in 'Hunchentoot!' is Drakma (Queen of Cosmic Greed), an alien that wants to invade Earth, and other characters were the title character, who was a giant spider, Durk (a shifty Earthling con-man of the future), six Forceling players, a 22-piece orchestra and a 10-voice chorus, and a narrator. Renowned author William Burroughs, of 'The Naked Lunch' fame, expressed interest in playing the narrator of the show should it reach Broadway, and Taj Mahal read for the giant spider. However, Zappa had no one in mind for the role of the evil space girl. "I've looked and looked and looked," he complained with a touch of mischievous irony, "And it's such a difficult part to sing - besides which it's a comedy role - that it's hard to find somebody with a voice that can actually do the notes and still do the comedy stuff too. Actually, the only person who could probably do it with ease would be Barbra Streisand, but she's busy and she's having her hair done and so forth." 'Hunchentoot!' was never staged, although near the end of his life Zappa did try to find a director to film it, and he approached Terry Gilliam and the crew of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but nothing came of it. Some of the music later appeared on his 1979 album 'Sleep Dirt' in instrumental form, although the tracks did originally have vocals provided by Thana Harris during preparations for the stage show. 'Overture' was re-titled as 'Regyptian Strut' on 'Sleep Dirt', and while the track 'The Human Mind Is The Ultimate Power' has not yet surfaced, 'The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution' from 'Sleep Dirt' has such a similar title that they must be connected, and so I've used that track for this reconstructed version of the soundtrack of the abandoned stage show. 'Think It Over' would later become 'The Grand Wazoo', and I've used an alternate recording of that, which together with the Harris-sung songs, and a live take of 'Cheepnis' from when Zappa returned to touring, is as close as we'll get to hearing this mysterious production.
Track listing
01 Overture
02 Time Is Money
03 The Human Mind Is The Ultimate Power
04 Think It Over
05 Flambay
06 Spider Of Destiny
07 Think It Over (Reprise)
08 The Planet Of My Dreams
09 Cheepnis
10 Epilogue












